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HANDS A basketball in my hands is worth about $19. A basketball in Michael Jordan's hands is worth about $33 million. It depends whose hands it's in. A baseball in my hands is worth about $6. A baseball in Mark McGuire's hands is worth $19 million. It depends on whose hands it's in. A tennis racket is useless in my hands. A tennis racket in Venus Williams' hands is a championship winning. It depends whose hands it's in. A rod in my hands will keep away a wild animal. A rod in Moses' hands will part the mighty sea. It depends whose hands it's in. A sling shot in my hands is a kid's toy A sling shot in David's hand is a mighty we

You know you're Romanian if................ You cant have a boyfriend when you are 17 but you have to be married at 18. You grew up on liver pate sandwiches.... and thought that it was normal. (hahaha, my mom tried to force me to eat it as a child... didn't like it :P) You make your own noodles. You had to share a room until you were 21. (no, till 14) You eat everything with sour cream. (heck yea!) You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil. (all the time) You are standing next to the two largest suitcases at the airport.(yeah, we pack our whole house... hahah, it's so funny) You arrive one or two hours l

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving a God who would allow all of these things." T